do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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