Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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