Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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