and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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