we made out on top of his cat.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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