he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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