didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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