please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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