Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Randomize
