I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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