So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize
