3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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