so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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