And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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