i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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