dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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