how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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