she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
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Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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