OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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