I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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