Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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