I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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