Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
