I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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