I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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