Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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