Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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