just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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