i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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