i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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