ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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