That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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