Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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