But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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