How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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