I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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