quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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