We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The beers last night were like the tears from god
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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