Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
