ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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