Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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