I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Will exercising make me less horny?
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