you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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