dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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