exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Randomize
