he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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