i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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