U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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