Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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