maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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