absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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