69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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