My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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