And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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